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HERE IS SOME JOKES FOR YOU
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around,
scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word penis'
again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she
went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board,
each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same
word on the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it,
the bigger it gets!"
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A 2nd standard student asks his teacher as follows:
Student : Can my mother have a child?
Teacher: Yes
Student : Can my sister have a child?
Teacher: How old is your sister?
Student: 20 Years.
Teacher: Yes! She can have.
Student turns to his left and shows a girl (who is his classmate) to the
teacher and asks her :
Can she have a child?
Teacher : No
Again the student turns to that girl and tells ... " I TOLD YOU KNOW
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN"
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front
of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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One person from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was in Mysore for about4 years and
his wife was in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he distributed
sweets to his colleages in office stating that his wife has delivered a
Son. His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this
happened when our friend was in Mysore and his wife in Jaunpur. He said
it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife (good
Samaritans) when he is at Mysore. The colleagues asked him what name he
would give to the son to which he replied "If the second neighbor from
his house in Jaunpur is involved then the name would be DWIVEDI, if it
is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI, if it is the fourth
neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI and if it is a mixture of all the
three then it would be named as MISHRA and if the wife feels shy to tell
the name of the person involved then the name of the child would be
SHARMA and if she refuses to divulge the name of the person involved
then the name of the child would be GUPTA. If she does not remember then
it is YADAV ,if she becomes Red faced on asking this then it is REDDY.
If she is too enthusiastic about it then it is JOSHI.
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Ghalib Exclaimed:
"har rooz aa-daab, aa-daab kahatee thee ... jab daab liyae toh khafa hoo
gayee."
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A couple age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What
can I do for you?" The man said, "Doctor, Will you watch us have
intercourse?" The Doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple
finished, the Doctor said "There's nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." And he charged them $10.00. This happened for several
weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse,
and then leave.
Finally the Doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?" The old man said, "we're not trying to find out anything. She is
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my
house. Holiday Inn charges $22.00, the Hilton charges $27.00, we do it
here for $10.00 and I get $8.00 back from medicare for every visit to
the Doctor's office.
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Two Desis are attending a call of nature in the forest. A lion appears.
Billoo asks: "Chotu, tujhe dar lag raha hai kyaa ?" (Chotu, are you
afraid?)
Chotu: "Nahin toh. Main shaer sae nahin darata." (No I am not.)
Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai." (You are lying.)
Chotu: "Main aslee main nahin dar raha." (No. I am really not afraid.)
Billo: "toh saalae, phir apnee gaand dho, maeree kyoon dho raha hai ?"
(Then why don't you wash your own arse; Why are you wiping mine?)
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A British Diplomat visits India. The Indian Prime minister is showing
him around. They pass the Parliament House and find a man pissing on the
wall. The British Official asks in Hindi: "daekhoo saalaa muut rahaa
hai! tumharaa police nahin pakarta? kaisaa daesh hai Bharat?" (Look, the
bugger is pissing. Doesn't the police catch hold ? What a country!)
Undaunted, the Pradhanmantri replies: "Nahin. Ham Hindustani log apnaa
khud pakartaa." (No, We Indians hold it ourselves.)
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Santa Singh and Banta singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label
Johnny walker when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by
herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her. Bar Tender
said "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian! ".
Banta singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them" and he stylishly
holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping
forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?
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The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't
keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near
about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . .
well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep
it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of
embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man
-- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability.
Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."
"Yes yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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There was once a prince and his dog, whom were stranded on an island.
One day, the prince was really desperate and wanted to have sex real
bad, so he went round the island, hoping to find
a woman or something to satisfy him, after one long day of search, he
found nothing,except for a barrel. So with that, he poked a hole
through the middle of the barrel and screwed till he was satisfied. Ever
since then, he used that to fulfill his sexual desires....One day, his
dog had the sexual urge too, so it decides to use the method that its
master had been using. So the two of them used the barrel until they
died.
About 50 years later, the island was founded by a group of nuns and
they built a nunnery there. One day the chief nun found a certain barrel
which contained a full load of wax, so she took it and made them into
candles. The candles were then being used to light up the nunnery in the
dark until one day, a nun got naughty and decided to satisfy herself
with the candles. She thoroughly enjoyed herself from that. However
10 months later, she rushed into the chief nun's room, "Chief, I've got
to confess, I used the candle to screw myself 10 months ago and now I
have a baby....The Chief Nun then replied, "You're more fortunate my
child, I've just given birth to 9 puppies .
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